No notice is our normal notice. Most of our bookings arrive with under an hour's warning, and the operation is built for exactly that: one message, a ten-minute confirmation, and a therapist at your door in twenty to thirty minutes.
The mechanics are worth seeing plainly, because they are the whole promise. Your message lands on a WhatsApp line that is staffed, not monitored — a coordinator reads it within moments and checks one thing: which therapists are on shift within reach of your address. That check takes minutes because the roster runs on live availability, not a diary that needs phoning around. You get back a concrete confirmation — who, and when she will knock — inside about ten minutes. She is already dressed for the street and her bag is already packed, because that is what being on shift means here. Nothing is assembled in response to your booking; everything was assembled before it.
Spontaneity is an inventory problem, and we solved it with depth. Forty-five therapists, distributed where the bookings actually happen — in and around the canal ring, the Jordaan, De Pijp, the museum quarter — rather than commuting in from a single far-off base. At most hours, several are on shift within a short ride of any central address, so a last-minute request is not a scramble; it is a lookup. This is also why we never ask you to book ahead to be safe: advance bookings are welcome, but the operation does not need the warning, and the client who decided four minutes ago is served from the same shelf as the client who decided last Tuesday.
You can send us a single word and we will work with it, but four details turn ten minutes of confirmation into five: where you are — hotel name or street and district is enough; what you want — a technique, or just a mood we can translate; how long — one hour, two, three, the night; and when — which, on this page, presumably means now. Room number can follow once she is en route. If your hotel has keycard lifts, mention it and she will message you from the lobby on arrival. That is the entire administrative burden of a last-minute booking: one message you can type before the kettle in your room has boiled.
The twenty-to-thirty-minute window is the honest standard across central Amsterdam, and inside it there is a gradient worth knowing. Addresses in the dense core — the canal ring, the old centre, the squares — sit closest to where most of the roster is based and tend toward the bottom of the range. Oud-Zuid, De Pijp and the Vondelpark ring sit comfortably mid-window. Zuidas runs to roughly thirty minutes. Schiphol is the exception we will not pretend otherwise about: the airport is a forty-to-fifty-minute journey and is arranged rather than improvised, so a last-minute airport booking means last hour, not last half-hour. Wherever you are, the time we confirm is the time she arrives — we would rather quote thirty and knock at twenty-five than the reverse.
Some industries charge for urgency; we never have. The booking made at no notice costs precisely the menu price — €180 for the hour, €360 for two, €540 for three, €1,250 for the overnight — with no rush fee, no late fee, and no travel surcharge inside the ring. Payment on arrival, in cash, by card, or in crypto. The message goes to WhatsApp +31 651 696 659, and the best time to send it is the moment you finish this sentence.
| 1 hour | €180 |
| 2 hours | €360 |
| 3 hours | €540 |
| Overnight (8h) | €1250 |
Cash in any major currency at the day's exchange rate · card · cryptocurrency. No travel surcharge inside the ring road.
